Was linked to this picture below via a friend who found it on this here blog.
Half of me finds it really funny. Why? Because I’d heard all of these, and had all of them done to me/used on me. Far more often than I’d like to admit. And I think that in many cases, humor catches people, starts conversation, etc.
The other half of me wants to find a better name for it. Because not all straight men (not even all stupid straight men) say these things…and honestly, dykes say really bigoted things too, like knocking down “breeders” and kink people often tell “vanilla” people that they just haven’t found their kink yet.